Spraypaints.

whatbethsays:

so it was my brother’s thirteenth birthday today and he came home from school with this horror-struck expression on his face and came into my room and sort of just stood there

and i asked him “what’s wrong?”

and he said “MY GIRLFRIEND HUGGED ME AND SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

and i was like “well that’s good isn’t it?”

and then he came closer and just whispered, really quietly “no you don’t understand i said happy birthday BACK”

im still laughing oH FUCK

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delectabledelight:

Scotch pancakes with honey and blueberries (by Iryna Melnyk)

delectabledelight:

Scotch pancakes with honey and blueberries (by Iryna Melnyk)

— 1 week ago with 310 notes

Midnight in Paris (2011)

(Source: eternaltenderness, via loveisnaivety)

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givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

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— 1 week ago with 398667 notes

laughterkey:

mogarisreadytoblog:

mrcaseythegreat:

miss-mcguiness:

imleigh:

“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”

“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”

"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."

"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"

I will never not love dog texts.

Fun fact: If you read the dog’s voice in your head as Mantzoukas, it gets even funnier.

(Source: iraffiruse, via esensei)

— 1 week ago with 464238 notes